hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.